10. "As a great man once said... 'Wait till they get a load of me.' " - Red Mist/Chris D'Amico
9. "Good call, baby doll." - Big Daddy/Damon MacCready
8. "How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?" - Kick-Ass/Dave Lizewski
7. "Comic books had it wrong. Any ordinary person can be a superhero." - Kick-Ass/Dave Lizewski
6. "He should call himself 'Ass-Kicked' instead..." - Big Daddy/Damon MacCready
5. ''So you wanna play?" - Hit Girl/Mindy MacCready
4. Frank D'Amico: Playtime's over kid.
Hit Girl/Mindy MacCready: I never play
3. "Okay, c**ts. Let's see what you can do now." - Hit Girl/Mindy MacCready
2. Big Daddy/Damon MacCready: So, you gonna tell more what you might want for your birthday?
Hit Girl/Mindy MacCready: Can I get a puppy?
Big Daddy/Damon MacCready: You wanna get a dog.
Hit Girl/Mindy MacCready: Yeah, a cuddly, fluffy one... and a Bratz Moviestar makeover Sasha.*giggles* I'm just f***in with you, daddy. I love a Benchmade 42 butterfly knife.
Big Daddy/Damon MacCready: Oh child, you always knock me for a loop.
1. "Who am I? I'm Kick-Ass." - Kick-Ass/Dave Lizewski